We guarantee you won’t be floating through this one with your head in the clouds!
Class will begin promptly at the time that your schoolmistresses advise you!
You will be expected to arrive in the correct school uniform and with your stationery complete and correct. Only black biro pens are permitted. Failure to arrive on time, or arriving in inappropriate uniform will result in the wide array of punishments school marms have ready being dished out with glee.
Talking in class, as well as copying from other students, also attracts a very heavy punishment.
Beware the Principal’s ‘lickin’ stick’! It delivers a heavy blow to unrepetant bottoms!